The First Adventure

The Little Kitty said "Look! Look, Mom, what I found!"
And the Little Kitty's Mom said "Oh, did you find some granola on the floor, Little Kitty?"
The Little Kitty scoffed. "It's not granola! No, it's an evil Fiend, it's just *disguised* as granola!" And the Little Kitty proceeded to ferociously bat the evil Granola Fiend around the desert known as Kit Chenfloor. She battled mightily, for many days, until the evil Granola Fiend was banished under the mountain called Fridge.
"Hah!" Said the Little Kitty. "Take that, Granola Fiend!" She smirked. "Hmm... but now I'm bored... Come *back* here and fight, you coward!" she shouted. The Granola Fiend, however, was stuck under the mountain, and was never coming out. "Oh, FINE." the Little Kitty grumbled. "Maybe that prophecy is true, and someday the mountain Fridge will be moved, and he'll be forced out with the Mighty Broom. Then he'll have to play. Oh, well!" And the Little Kitty pranced home to tell her Mom that the evil Granola Fiend had been defeated.
"See, Mom! I saved you from that sneaky Granola Fiend. Maybe now you'll listen to me." Little Kitty said. "Especially when I warn you about Ninjas. 'Cause Ninjas are smarter than evil Granola Fiends." Little Kitty nodded to herself. Her Mom just smiled, and petted her.
"You're a very brave Little Kitty, and you're darling." and Little Kitty was pleased, and lay down to nap after her exhausting battle, so she could be prepared for the next sneaky Fiend who threatened her domain.