The Second Adventure

At six am, Smaaht Kitty said "It's time to get up, Mom!" and proceeded to pounce, purr, lick, bite, bat and otherwise terrorize Mom. Mom said "Urg." and tossed him off the bed. Not ever one to be detered, Smaaht Kitty enlisted the help of his sister, Little Kitty, who was asleep on Mom's butt. "Sis, sis! Play with me! If we tumble enough all over Mom, she'll HAVE to get up!" and so the two kitties tumbled, batted, squirmed and trampled their Mom. Mom said "Urg." and tossed them both off the bed. "But MOOOOOOOOO~M!" Smaaht Kitty said. "PLAAAAAY with us!" Mom attempted to smother him with a pillow. "Smaaht Kitty, come play out here!" said Little Kitty. She was tired of getting tossed around. Thundering out of the room, they left Mom to sleep a little more, and went to wreak havoc in other rooms of the house. A little after 7am, Mom got up and turned on the stream of water called Shower. Little Kitty, as usual, climbed up on the ledge between the two curtains on the outside of Shower. Today, though, she stumbled, and fell to her watery doom in the wet Hell below! "Ack!" said Little Kitty. "Ack WET! Let me outta here!!!! MOOOOOO~M!" And Little Kitty clambered out of Shower, and onto the floor, gasping and panting from her near death experience. Mom, for her part, was howling with laughter, but she was kind enough to wrap Little Kitty up in a towel, and to dry her off. "Sis, are you ok?" asked Smaaht Kitty. "Ack." Said Little Kitty. "I'm alive, anyway." "What HAPPENED? Why are you wet? We don't usually get wet when we're in Shower." said Smaaht Kitty. And he was right. Usually, the two kitties only hopped in Shower when it was turned off, and so only their feet got wet, and not the rest of them. Today, though, Little Kitty had fallen in with Shower ON, and so she was wet. Smaaht Kitty didn't realize this, though, and so when Mom and Dad were both in Shower, he decided to join them; after all, *he* didn't get wet when he went in there, only silly Sisters did! "Hmm..." said Smaaht Kitty. "This... this doesn't feel all that dry...." and he wandered around his Mom and Dad's feet a bit, just to make sure. "No... nope, definitely not... um...I'm wet, and it's not OK!" said Smaaht Kitty. So he ran back the way he had come, getting even MORE wet, and finally scampered out of Shower. He sat, licking himself madly, in a huff. "I got WET. That's just not ok!" Dad got out of the shower and fluffled Smaaht Kitty a bit with a towel. "Hey, hey! I've got it, I can clean myself, you're NOT HELPING!!!" and with that, Smaaht Kitty fled the room. "Serves you right, Kitties, for waking me up at six!" Said Mom. "Pitty this won't teach them..."